Friday, June 22, 2007

No, I Don't Have Elephantiasis, That's Just My Tube Top

It's the Ugly Urban Outfitters item of the day, and what at a darling number we have here! This Lux Pleated Tube Top is apparently "cut long to create a bloused effect." In the beige, it looks like a bit like her skin is dripping down from her chest, hanging flabbily down past her waist like a terrible fleshy curtain. You heard it here first- flesh curtains are big for fall!

1 comment:

  1. hmmm, "flesh curtains"....
    what are you doing, writing a salacious erotic romance novel?

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