How'd you Like to Join the Big Top?

Remember, during PE, there used to be that activity where they got out a giant parachute and you were supposed to run around under it and on top of it and and it was the funnest PE activity ever, way funner than being forced to run a mile or getting hit in the head with an "ultimate" Frisbee? How about recreating that parachute in dress form, only in white? What if it made you look if as if you had flipper arms? Then I'd say yes.