Where Are My Idaho Russets?

Look, we've all felt the allure of the sack dress at times: it's comfortable, it's easy to wear, and can sometimes be pulled off in a 60's-ish way (rarely, but whatever.) But here's a good reason not to wear a sack dress, particularly in thin, drapey knit fabric, the color of which I could only describe as "pumpkin": it makes you look like a sack too! Look at this lady! She is probably like a size two or something and she is bulging out all over the place. There's nothing wrong with wearing something that makes you look a little fatter, but you should never, ever wear something that makes you look as if you've been stuffed with whole potatoes.

Usually, I decry the random belt, but this shapeless mess could probably use one.