Lenny Kravitz Wears Hooves

Hahaha. Ohmygod. Remember when Lenny Kravitz wore low-rise jeans and wraparounds? Now he is turning into a cliched neo-goth-fashion-gay type, even though he must be well over a million years old at this point. Also, remember when that song about how he wished he could fly up to the sky so very high was inescapable and everyone on earth was constantly subjected to it was also the worst song ever???? Nice drapey leather messenger bag, fool. What are you carrying in there, your ipad and some books of poetry?