Dear Beyonce,
Keep up the good work! You have been looking a little less bodacious lately (see sequined mini dress photo...but even saying "sequined mini dress" makes it okay), but all the same you are the hottest thing around. I don't know who styles you and put you in that Balenciaga robot dress, but they are doing a great job even though your hair/makeup could have been bigger for that particular look. Maybe I would even see you in concert for the glitter and showmanship involved except that I would have to sit through "If I Were a Boy."
Anyway, all but the last of these were on Go Fug Yourself as "bad" looks- and the last one was like, "Well, I guess this is awesome." Whatever! Go back to the Gap!!!!!
Dear Lindsay, I can't believe you just turned 23. You look like you have been a teenage runaway for thirty-nine years. It takes the term "meth face' to a new extreme. If you saw her standing by a truckstop Arby's- and this look/face just screams a truckstop Arby's- you'd be like, "That poor girl!" This photo, it makes me cry.
Dear Lindsay, I can't believe you just turned 23. You look like you have been a teenage runaway for thirty-nine years. It takes the term "meth face' to a new extreme. If you saw her standing by a truckstop Arby's- and this look/face just screams a truckstop Arby's- you'd be like, "That poor girl!" This photo, it makes me cry.
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For 32 years I was a teenage runaway. I was a boozer, a user, and a loser. My friends were dealers, cons, and 18 karat pimps. But now I'm out of jail, picking up my life exactly where I left off!
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