Sunday, September 28, 2008

The Hollywood Face








Jesus Christ. I propose we start taxing cosmetic surgery procedures 50% more and put the money into self-esteem raising programs for young girls

Edited to add: Heidi "I am sick of looking at this bitch" Montag.

7 comments:

Simone said...

You should really add a photo of heidi montag's face to this. we've been getting baked and watching the hills a lot recently, and man is her face scary! it's like the ultimate hollywood plastic surgery face.

M said...
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M said...

i hate how i can't edit comments and then have to delete them when i mess up...
anyway, it enrages me that i even know who heidi montag is. no one should know.

Charioteer said...

Ugh. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Who are number 3 and 4?

M said...

3 is Heather Locklear. I saw her on a hair product commercial recently and realized she now has that scary plastic surgery face. I think she's gone nuts or something (probably sucks to have an entire career focused on your looks and then start aging), but that never seems to stay in the way of massive amounts of botox.

4 is Madonna! She looks like such a tranny, and not in a good way. I think it wins for Most Horrifying of all the photos...though they're all close seconds.

Charioteer said...

jesus, I hope madonna was just making a weird face or something when that was taken. she looks absolutely horrifying!

but who is that below her?? Ms. Scary Cheeks.

Simone said...

dude, that's nicole kidman. augh! she's always been pretty scary looking, if you ask me. but lately it's like she's feasting on the blood of virgins or something.