Hey dudes, it's time to give these hats a rest! You're not Tom Waits, you're not William Burroughs, and you're not a 1950's-era jazz musician. The amount of men walking around this summer wearing a straw fedora, usually with the waning-but-won't-give-up deep v and shants, is truly devastating. Sometimes you have to take a step back and think, "If Justin Timberlake popularized this trend, does it make it less cool?" The answer is yes.
Here are some more trends and their current status:
-Mocassins/Minntonkas/fringe/feathers/The "Injun" Look
-Wearing a band around your head
-Aforementioned deep Vs
-Pointy little oxfords
-Wet look leggings (I did see some in the children's department of Target, though!)
MAXIMUM SATURATION POINT:
-Any fucking kind of stupid hat
-Short puffy high waisted skirts
-Blazers with rolled up sleeves
-Horrible faux leather shrunken bomber jackets
-Big ugly shoes
-Flabby denim cut-offs
-Socks with aforementioned big ugly shoes
HERE TO STAY FOR AWHILE, I GUESS?
-Leggings as pants
-Thinking skateboarding is cool
-Posing like a frightened but sexy four-year-old
-I'm thinking those 90's stretchy tops that you bought at like Gadzooks or Fashion Bug with, like, photo print daisies on them?
-Ball chain necklaces: let's make it happen!
-Ironic XL Tommy Hilfiger?