How to Look Like a House

For reasons I don't really understand, this "dress" sold for $41 on eBay. I love the way it falls straight from the ultra puffy and boxy shoulders- the effect is not so much tentlike as houselike. I can just imagine smaller, more fitted garments living inside this dress, housed by its generous curtain of fabric, uninhibited by seams or anything else that might make it a little more flattering and un-rectangular.