Friday, April 27, 2007

30 Seconds to Douchedom

This is that band Panic at the Disco. I think they have an exclamation point in their name, but that's not going to happen. Anyway, the one on the far right looks like a sixty-year old Jewish woman. His gaze is really hypnotizing. The one in the deep v neck just looks like your average, American Apparel-wearing hipster tool. The other two, whatever. The one in the Kitson hoodie looks a little light in the loafers to be a teen idol, but who knows what kids these days are into? They look like they grew up in Malibu and got sculpted haircuts a year ago and heard a Strokes song or something and decided to form a band. The Bay City Rollers could probably beat these guys up. And would anything be more satisfying than that actually happening?

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