Because Perky Boobs are so '05.

Is there really that much to say about this gem? It's from Urban Outfitters, but they no longer have it in the red. This post probably should have been combined with the former one, because aren't they just two peas in a saggy, polyester pod? This top would really be pretty cute if it were actually fitted to the body instead of looking like it was torn off the top of an early 80's Mormon librarian's dress. It's amazing, because we know her boobs must be somewhere on her chest, but visually, it's like they're hanging out somewhere around the waist. I wonder why this color is gone- how do people see a photo like this and think, "Yes! That's the top for me! And I have just the diaper-esque bubble skirt to complete the look!"